Friday, 20 May 2016

World Summit on Emotions

I am a believer in global warming. All the glaciers of frozen emotions inside me are already melting. The islands of sanity are fast disappearing. Summers turning into carnivorous droughts. Monsoons into swamping floods. Winters into cold indifferent torturer. My feelings are leaving their homes and migrating in search of new lands. Peaceful lands. 

But damn the borders!
How the hell did I reduced myself to an enforced map?

Last I heard, Love, Intimacy and Kindness were travelling together with their families and they were stopped outside the borders for some unconfirmed diplomatic reasons.

God knows who feeds them there?

Hate, Misery and Anger were given safe passage everywhere owing to their unrepentant diplomatic ties with Violence, Discrimination and Greed. I believe they are well-fed and resting as of now.

Come September, there is going to a World Summit on Emotions, which will be attended by all major leaders of the world. Violence, Discrimination, Terrorism, Greed and Hatred are going to discuss how to manage the refugee crises of Love, Intimacy and Kindness.

President Death of United States of Emotions has announced its unequivocal support to Misery for acquiring the Veto power at the United Emotions Forum (UEF). In the recent trade agreement between two countries, President Death and Prime Minister Misery joined hands on strengthening ties and helping each other in the ongoing war against Happiness. Both leaders agreed that Happiness is a global threat and both the countries shall show no compromises in their fight against Happiness. It was also emphasized in order to bring destruction and devastation in each country; more and more focus shall be given to mass production of Sadness. Business Representatives from both side signed several MoUs to further strength the treaty.


“We want to see a world free of threats like Happiness and Love and to bring upon the golden era of Sadness and Hate as our forefathers dreamt of.” President Death said while speaking to the media persons at the event.

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