I
am a believer in global warming. All the glaciers of frozen emotions inside me
are already melting. The islands of sanity are fast disappearing. Summers
turning into carnivorous droughts. Monsoons into swamping floods. Winters into
cold indifferent torturer. My feelings are leaving their homes and migrating in
search of new lands. Peaceful lands.
But damn the borders!
How
the hell did I reduced myself to an enforced map?
Last
I heard, Love, Intimacy and Kindness were travelling together with their
families and they were stopped outside the borders for some unconfirmed
diplomatic reasons.
God
knows who feeds them there?
Hate,
Misery and Anger were given safe passage everywhere owing to their unrepentant
diplomatic ties with Violence, Discrimination and Greed. I believe they are
well-fed and resting as of now.
Come
September, there is going to a World Summit on Emotions, which will be attended
by all major leaders of the world. Violence, Discrimination, Terrorism, Greed
and Hatred are going to discuss how to manage the refugee crises of Love,
Intimacy and Kindness.
President
Death of United States of Emotions has announced its unequivocal support to
Misery for acquiring the Veto power at the United Emotions Forum (UEF). In the
recent trade agreement between two countries, President Death and Prime
Minister Misery joined hands on strengthening ties and helping each other in
the ongoing war against Happiness. Both leaders agreed that Happiness is a
global threat and both the countries shall show no compromises in their fight
against Happiness. It was also emphasized in order to bring destruction and
devastation in each country; more and more focus shall be given to mass
production of Sadness. Business Representatives from both side signed several
MoUs to further strength the treaty.
“We
want to see a world free of threats like Happiness and Love and to bring upon
the golden era of Sadness and Hate as our forefathers dreamt of.”
President Death said while speaking to the media persons at the event.
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