Fall
in love with someone
Who
doesn’t love you back
Be
devoted to the idea of romantic unraveling
Invest
in your work obsessively
And
pretend that it makes you valuable
Get
a pet to make believe
That
your family puzzle is solved
Talk
to people online
Share
with them everything
And
have them delude you they actually care
Go
to the malls
Roam
aimlessly
Buy
meaningless things
And
feel connected to the world
Through
things you buy
Live
in a house
Surrounded
by neighbors you never talk to
But
do greet them every time
With
fake smiles whenever you bump into them
Judge
others for their lack of freedom compared to yours
And
praise in your heart
Your
meaningless lack of restrictions
Read
novels of love and togetherness
Hoping
one day your life will be like it too
But
in the name of falsely perceived logics like
“no-one-understands-me”
“she-is-not-my-type”
Or
else the best one
“I-don’t-think-she’ll-be-happy-with-me”
Never
let anyone in your life
Do
all this repeatedly enough
Till
it becomes your permanent life style
And lo, you have mastered
The
art of living miserably alone
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