Tuesday, 20 October 2015

Lessons In Burning Alive

1st Degree Burn
KASHMIR IS A PARADISE
Populated by innocent incorruptible angels
Who can only row beautiful shikaras
And offer blind devotion in hospitality

2nd Degree Burn
KASHMIR IS A PARADISE
Populated by malicious corruptible individuals
Who are manipulated by evil foreign forces
And cannot control themselves

3rd Degree Burn
KASHMIR IS THE PARADISE
Populated by fanatic beef-eating fundamental Muslims
Whose only goal is to conspire mischievous schemes
And divide nation...

Prognosis
KASHMIR IS THE PARADISE
Populated by young mysteriously missing persons
And mistakenly burnt dead bodies
Who can’t speak for themselves now


P.S.: On October 9, 2015, a truck driver and a conductor were burnt alive in a petrol bomb attack in Udhampur by right-wing extremists over rumours about beef. 
Zahid, the conductor of the truck later
succumbed to the injuries and died on October 18. 

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